August 2011
258 posts
looking in the mirror:
“I need to lose weight”
2 minutes later:
I hate it when I go to a friends house and they have no food.
You’re all like:
“So what do you have to eat?”
And they’re like:
“Uhh…uncooked noodles..ketchup..and..an empty box of crackers..”
And you’re like:
“Oh..”
And they’re like:
“Wait! I found some chips!”
And you’re like:
“Yay!”
And then they’re like:
“Never mind…it’s empty..”
And on the outside your like:
But on the inside your like:
ALL Of These Women Can Have Me!!
Mila Kunis
Ariana Grande
Paige Hurd
Keke Palmer
Kreayshawn
Zoe Saldana
Rashida Jones
And Whoever This Is!!!





















